With the many Japanese phrases that are used in fighting games, us English speaking folk tend to hear something different than what is actually said by the characters during particular special moves and win quotes. Occasionally, we can't even understand the characters that speak English, or maybe we've just been playing too much and start to hear things.  Some of the following are as clear as day, but with others you may have to use your imagination a bit... Either way, anyone who plays the following games will find these to be hilarious. If you'd like to submit your own, just send an e-mail! (Updated 5-10-09) *Warning* Some foul language!

Capcom VS SNK Series

• Benimaru - (Shinku Katagoma) - "Shinku cut the dick off!" (Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)

• Dan - (win pose) - "Corny guess... I show you dat!"

• Dan - (Fireball) - "To do Ken!"

• E. Honda - (During Sumo head but) - "Dog Fry." (Submitted by Egg-man)

• Geese - (During entrance taunt) - "I extend my hands, with your bra." or "I'll paint my house, with your blood."

• Geese - (Evil shadow smasher)- "Jackass!"  (Submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Guile - "Sonic Boom" - "Sonic Poo."

• Guile - "Somersault" - "Some are sold."

• Haohmaru - (crescent slash) - "come get u some!" (Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)

• Iori - (missed throw)- "Shit!"  (Submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Kim - (splits kick?) - "How to get some!" (Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)

• King - "Trap Shot" - "Drag Chute." (Submitted by Ragin Lion)

• King - "Surprise Rose" - Surprise Roast." (Submitted by Ragin Lion)

• Kyo - Kyo (taunt)- "Mooo SNK" or "Moon SNK"  (Submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Joe - (Win pose) - "Ohh Shit!"

• Joe - Slash Kick - "Sexy kick!" (Submitted by Ragin Lion)

• Mai - (Win pose) "Nippon Ichi!" - "Me Bouncy!" (Submitted by Kurt)

• Maki - (During KO) - "you suck!"

• Nakoruru (CVS1) - (Shichikapu Etu Brute) - "Break a leg, Mamahaha" (Submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Nakoruru - (Annu matsube) - "My douche bag." (Submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Ryu - (Super Hurricane Kick) - "Secure the fridge!"

• Ryu - (Super Hurricane Kick) - "Shinku touch butts!" (Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)

• Ryu - (Hurricane kick) - "I expect some fruit cake."

• Ryu - (Air Hurricane kick) - "See ya!"

• Ryu - (Intro) - "I eat little boys." (Submitted by DE Rol)

• Rugal - "Kaiser Wave!" - "Kaiser Wipe!"

• Terry Bogard - "Rising Tackle" - "Lightspeed taco." (Submitted by DE Rol)

• Todo - (win pose with Kasumi) - "Todo you are the kind geezer!"

• Todo - ? - "Ohh she might!"

• Vice - (kick special move) - "Suck on that."

• Yamazaki - (During Guillotine) - "Shark Syrup."

• Yamazaki - (After Guillotine) - "Theres no school today."

• Yamazaki - (Intro with Terry) - "Andy is scared."

• Yun - (win pose) - "Snap the condom on."

• Yun - (win pose 2) - "Hi!"

• Zangief - "I am red cyclone!" - "I am really psycho!"

Capcom Fighting Evolution

• Demitri - "Demon Cradle" - "I love Satan!" (Submitted by Kenneth Tuaquoi)

Darkstalkers Series

• Demitri - "Demon Cradle" - "Lemon Flavored!" (Submitted by Devin Rinear)

• Morrigan - "Shadow Blade" - "Child of Praise!" (Submitted by Moham)

Guilty Gear X2

• Announcer - (roman cancel) - "Romantic!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Chipp (during KO) - "Bakemon ga!" "F*ck your mother!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Faust - (after Gamble Attack) - "Donkey pie!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Faust - (Going my way) - "Outta my way!" or "All in my way!" (Submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Johnny - Mist Finer - "Mystify!"  (Submitted by Original Zero)

• Ky - (Stun Edge) - "Coconut!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Ky - Stun Edge - "F*** OFF!"   (Submitted by Original Zero)

• Ky - (Vapor Thrust) - "What's up!" (Submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Sol - Gunflame - "GUM FRAME!" (Submitted by Original Zero)

• Sol - "Gunflame!" - "Girlfriend!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Testament - Throw - "I like pudding!" (Submitted by Original Zero)

• Testament - (EXE Beast) - "Eat a burrito!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Testament - (Master of Puppets) - "I found a tomato!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

King of Fighters series

• Benimaru - "Raikou Ken!" - "Typo pen!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Duke - (During assist) - "Somebody... Screw you!"

• Geese - Raging Storm - "Raisin.... STOOOOORE!!!" (Submitted by Moham)

• Joe - (Screw Upper)  - "Screw you... I'M FAT!!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Maxima - (special punch) - "Hey buy cologne!"

• Ramon - (entrance) - "Garou... Ain't gonna stop."

• Robert - (projectile) - "You need King!"

• Terry - (kick super) - "Holy Shit... I suck!"

• Terry - "Power Wave!" - "By the way!"

• Terry - "Power dunk!" - "Throw a duck!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Tizok - (Throw Super Move) - "Geek!!! WHORE!!!"

Marvel VS series

• Akuma - Tenma Gouzanku: "Timbuktu!" (Submitted by Moham)

• Bison- (During taunt) - "Know who you are."

• Cammy - "Spin Drive Smasher" - "Detroit F*ckers."

• Cammy - "Eat this." - "Eat $hit."

• Cyclops - "Optic Blast" - "Optic ass."

• Cyclops - "Gene Splice" - "Jesus Christ" or "Jean's nice"

• Captain Commando - (After Captain Storm) - "Ass hole."

• Captain Commando - (During win pose) - "Duck duck mothergoose." (Submitted by Ryan)

• Gambit (win pose) - "Don't mess with the Cajun." - "Don't mess with the gay giant." (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Gambit - "Kinetic card!" - "Credit card!" (Submitted by Ragin Lion)

• Hayato - (After sword super) - "You suck!"

• Iceman - "Ice beam!" - "Ice cream!" (Submitted by Ragin Lion)

• Iron Man - "Unibeam?" - "You Da Beam!"

• Magneto - "I am supreme" - "I need some cream." (Submitted by Ryan)

• Morrigan- Shadow Blade: "Child of Praise!" (Submitted by Moham)

• Silver Samurai - (win pose) - "Vote for me!"

• Singer in MvC2 select stage screen - "I'm gonna take you for a ride" - "I'm gonna kick your ass."

• Ryu (winpose) - "Mazel tov, I got a coin!"( Submitted Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Venom - "We want to eat your brains..." - "We want to be your friend..."

• Wolverine - "Berzerker Barrage" - "Theres a pepper in my brah."

• Wolverine - "Drill Claw!" - "Grill Raw!" (Submitted by AngelGirl)

• Zangief - (During tag out) - "Ass hole."

• Zangief - "Final Atomic Buster" - "Finally, I can speak, Russian!"

Power Stone Series   
(ALL of the following submitted by Powerstunna@aol)

• Wang-Tang - (Dragon Dance in Power Stone 1) "Mieta" - "Meat ah!", "Music!"

• Wang-Tang - (Big Dragon Ball- Power Stone 1&2) - "Oil the chicks! Oh no!"

• Wang-Tang - (Entrance #6 in Power Stone 2) - "You told me, but I don't know"

• Wang-Tang - (KO/Lose) - "Osama!"

• Wang-Tang - (Damage Taken from Fire in Power Stone 1) - "Ouchie!"

• Wang-Tang - (Throw in Power Stone 1) "Tongue Decay!"

• Wang-Tang - (Win 2) - "Say, Got you!"

• Wang-Tang - (Transform 2 in Power Stone 1) - "Make an Icy!"

• Wang-Tang - (Power Drive 1 in Power Stone1) - "Toilet Wonder!"

• Wang-Tang - (pick up weapon) - "Fuck me!" (Submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Falcon - (Entrance 1 in Power Stone 1) - "Jump, Ok!"

• Falcon - (Throw  Failed in Power Stone 1) - "Shut Up!"

• Falcon - (Win 2 in Power Stone 1) - "Boy, no mayo only today!"

• Falcon - (Transform 2 in Power Stone 1) - "Make some Mayo!"

• Falcon - (Power Drive in Power Stone 1) - "Order a Can!", "I already can!"

• Falcon - (Power Fusion 2 in Power Stone 1) - "Law!"

• Falcon - (Co-op Attack in Power Stone 2) - "Caught you today!"

• Falcon - (Obtaining an Item in Power Stone 1) - "Coin's Deaf!" 'Coin''s Death."

• Falcon - (Win 1 in Power Stone 2) - "Yoyo Dances"

• Galuda - (Lose/KO) - "None at all!"

• Galuda - (Safe Fall in Power Stone 1) - "TORO!"

• Galuda - (Win 2 in Power Stone 1) - "My mom's #1"

• Galuda - (Power Fusion 2) - "Solitude", "Suck a Cube!"

• Kraken - (Power Drive 1 in Power Stone 1) - "A candle light!", "I can handle that!"

• Kraken - (Power Fusion 1) - "QUIET!"

• Kraken - (Power Fusion 2) - "Me want some!", "Me not suck!"

• Valgas - (Throwing a Box) - "Share my nut!"

• Valgas - (Escape a Throw) - "Coconut!"

• Valgas - (Power Fusion 1) - "Me sit there!"

• Jack - (Throw in Power Stone 1) - "KILL YOU!"

• Jack - (Throwing a Box in Power Stone 1) - "Shoot!"

• Jack - (Escape from throw in Power Stone 1) - "Flu!"

• Jack - (Win 1 in Power Stone 1) - "Motor's are high above you, hehehe!"

• Pete - (Reviving: Power Stone 2) - Sure ain't enough!"

• Pete - (Co-op for Attack) - "Thank you mister!"

• Pete - (Death Lift/Throw in Power Stone 2) - "Come with me!"

Project Justice
(ALL of the following submitted by Ken Thomas)

• Hyo - (winpose 1- Kudaran Yokyouda) - "Could I have killed him." or "Good I have killed him."

• Kurow - (team up technique starter) - "Wadda Scooby Doo" or "What up scooby doo."

• Kurow - (party up technique starter) - "Wadda Scooby Dooby Doo" or "What up Scooby Dooby Doo

• Momo - (batabata racket) - "Look at you!"

• Nagare - (Jinkou Jikyuu ) - "Batter boy! "

Samurai Shodown 2

• Announcer - "Tachibana Ukyo" - "What's the matter Ukyo?"

• Kyoshiro - (win pose) - "That's ten bucks for me!"

• Genjuro - (Projectile) - "Jit!"

Samurai Shodown 4

• Amakusa - (During Teleport) - "Go Kyoshiro!"

• Hanzo - (During 2nd KO) - "Cuck!"

• Haohmaru - (During 2nd KO) - "Ahh Shit!"

• Jubei - (During 2nd KO) - "Cock Tower!"

• Kazuki - (Selection screen) - "I suck."

• Kyoshiro - (Selection screen) - "Beep Beep!"

• Kyoshiro - (During 2nd KO) - "Kyoshiro!"

• Zankuro - (During win pose 2) - "I soon wish to fight you. Cool. What kind of Gin do you like?"

Samurai Shodown 5 Special

• Gaoh- Super Move in 5 Special & Ankiou transformation in 5 - "Sh*t!" (Submitted by Original Zero)

• Gaoh - K. O. - "Tangy, yo!" (Submitted by Original Zero)

• Enja - Winpose - "GOD DAMN IT!" (Submitted by Original Zero)

Street Fighter 2 Series

• Cammy - "Thrust Kick" - "French Kiss" (Submitted by Rinoa)

• Dhalsim - "Yoga Fire" - "You're on fire" (Submitted by Rinoa)

• Dhalsim - "Yoga Fire" - "Yoda's fired" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Dhalsim - "Yoga Flame" - "Throw that flame."

• Honda - "Doshkoi!" - "Douche pipe!" (Submitted by Diablo@jediburger.com)

• Ryu & Ken - "Shoryuken" - "Ohh you kids." (Submitted by Ryan)

• Ryu & Ken - (During Hurricane kick) - "I'd like some fruitcake." (Submitted by Ryan)

• Ryu - "Hadoken" - "Bullshit" (Submitted by Rinoa)

Street Fighter 3 New Generation & 2nd Impact

• Alex - "You can't escape." - "You can't skate."

• Ryu & Ken - "Hadoken" - "I know Ken."

Street Fighter 3 Third Strike

• Remy - (win pose) - "More weed here."

• Ryu & Ken - (Hurricane kick) - "I'd like some fruitcake."

• Yun - (win pose) - "Snap the condom on"

Street Fighter 4 (English dub)

• Rose - "Soul Spark" - "Soul fuck!"

Street Fighter Alpha series

• Guile - "Do your best" - "Dude, your breasts."

• R. Mika - (entrance) - "Hey mom!"

• R. Mika - (headlock slam) - "In the butt!"

• Ryu & Ken- "Shoryuken" - "All you can."

• Ryu & Ken - "Tatsumaki sepuukyaku" - "A bunch of butt crap!" (Submitted by Justin)

• Sagat - "Tiger!" - "Typo!"

• Zangief - "Khorosho!" - "I da show!"

Street Fighter EX Series

• Allen - "Rising Dragon." - "Wheres the dragon?" (Submitted by Shin-X)

• Bison- (During intro) - "It's morning and you know it"

• Kairi - "Meryu Reko." - "Are you that hoe?" (Submitted by Shin-X)

• Ryu - (Hurricane Kick) - "Shinkuu Kabob!" (Submitted by Justin)

Tekken Tag Tournament

• Paul Phoenix - (win pose) - "Burlap!"